How to Hold Spaceman

Spaceman is a very sensitive kind of guy. New to the weight of this atmosphere and with a fragile heart, he needs some special attention. So included here is a guide on how to interact well with our foreign friend.

	First off, hold Spaceman in such a way as he doesn’t not cover too much of your costume. He does not enjoy people hiding behind him, and he loves to look back on your beautiful smiles and creative outfits.
	Secondly, have fun! Spaceman is an adventurous man, and has a high tolerance for pain. He likes to party and to show affection. He will never cry out or complain, and he cleans himself regularly so no one need suffer from double dipping. See the rollovers of either side to see just how much fun he has!

Third… profits! (Pardon… the Underpants gnomes seem to have gotten into my stuff again… ~the webmistress)